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You’re one of us now. And we’re going to tell you like it is. Because someone’s gotta let you know what this brave new world of yours is going to look like. Someone, that is, who isn’t your mother-in-law. You don’t need to hear her cackling outdated advice while you’re bleeding from your hoo-ha, no less, holding a wailing newborn, and you haven’t showered in three days.