The internet is a wild place, but nothing showcases its chaotic brilliance quite like Photoshop trolling. You ask for a small edit, and James Fridman delivers… technically what you asked for—just in the most unhinged way possible. Welcome to the internet’s favorite art form: beautifully absurd, hilariously ruthless, and gloriously unnecessary.
When ‘Make Me Cooler’ Turns Into an Ice Age-Level Disaster
Matteo just wanted to look cooler, but James Fridman heard “turn me into a human popsicle.” Now he’s permanently chilling—literally—like he lost a bet with Elsa!
Instead of fixing the posture, James decided Matteo needed a full climate change. The warm, sunny vibes were gone, replaced with an icy landscape where frostbite was a fashion statement.
This is why you always clarify requests. Want to seem effortlessly stylish? Specify. Otherwise, you might look like a rejected Game of Thrones White Walker audition. Stay frosty, Matteo!
When You Ask for Superheroes but Get the Real-Life Avengers Instead
The dad wanted his sons dressed as superheroes, but James had a better idea. Instead of capes and tights, he gave them uniforms of actual, real-world heroes. Brilliant move! It became a tribute!
Now, instead of saving fictional cities, they’re delivering packages, putting out fires, and saving lives. Superman who? These boys are out here keeping society running, one shift at a time.
Yes, his sons ended up on an unexpected career path, but at least they’re ready for the workforce—no superpowers needed. Thanks, James!
When Classical Composers Become Your Hype Crew
You wanted less awkward, and James delivered—by turning history’s greatest composers into your personal cheer squad! Bach and Beethoven look ready to drop the hottest mixtape of 1785.
How does it feel seeing your favorite classical composers doing peace signs with you, Chan? Awkward moments no more! Beethoven’s face says, “Yo, Bach, your symphonies weak, bro. Peace be with you!”
Next time, embrace the awkwardness or request sunglasses and gold chains for maximum effect. James Fridman is genius! He never just fixes photos—he turns them into internet gold.
When Photoshop Takes Requests a Little Too Seriously
This is why you should never fall asleep around your perfectionist friends! When you wake up, you see yourself turning into Chet Baker! Because why erase a nap when you can jazz it up?
The guy just wanted his friend to shine in the picture. Instead, he got turned into a sax-playing lounge musician mid-performance. Honestly, the smooth vibes are undeniable, even if the sax is entirely imaginary.
Dude woke up finding himself in a jazz quartet he never signed up for. Not bad, though. It’s a photo you can share with your parents and tell them you’ve learned the saxophone!
When Photoshop Grants Your Wish a Little Too Literally
Well, you asked for no water, then here we go! James went full apocalypse mode. Now they’re posing in a desert wasteland like extras in Mad Max.
The beachy paradise? Completely erased. The scenic ocean view? Replaced with an arid, sandy abyss. Look at their faces! Did James drain the waters on their bodies, too?
Someone better hope their water bottle isn’t their only hydration source. See. Always specify how much water you want removed. Otherwise, Photoshop might just trigger climate change in your vacation pics.
When Photoshop Fixes the Problem but Creates a Bigger One
All they wanted was a natural-looking wrist to show off the ring. Instead, James decided to defy human anatomy entirely. Sure, the wrist is fine, but that poor beer never stood a chance.
The fiancé’s hand finally looked normal, effortlessly holding her drink mid-pour. Meanwhile, the guy on the right is witnessing liquid chaos unfold. Loving the beer foam on his beard. Haha!
Sorry, but the beer becomes the eye-catching element in the photo instead of the ring. Maybe just embrace the awkward hand positioning—it’s less messy, or take a photo of your hand. It’s simpler!
When You Ask for an Ironed Shirt but Get a Suit of Armor
She requested a wrinkle-free T-shirt for her photo. But we know James doesn’t do simple. He took “ironed out” literally and upgraded their outfit to medieval knight status.
Wrinkles? Gone. Fabric? Also gone. She’s now rocking a full suit of polished battle armor, perfect for a casual beachside crusade. Girl, you’re ready for combat!
The takeaway here? How about making a schedule, so you wouldn’t forget ironing your clothes? You don’t need Photoshop to fix that; just don’t be lazy, I guess?
When You Ask to Sit Together but Become One
Really, Ethan? You’re in the same location as your friend, then why complicate things? Your phone has a timer, dude! You let James see an opportunity for something much closer!
You’re not just sitting together—one of you covered a face and a hand placed awkwardly in front of someone’s stomach. Still… thanks, James. At least they’re closer than ever—literally.
Always specify how you want to sit together. Treat James like an AI when you’re giving a prompt. So, he’ll get it right when you ask him again.
When You Ask for Modesty but Get Equality Instead
James was like, “How about you give your shirt to your friend instead?” James evened the playing field by removing Mish’s shirt and giving it to their naked friend. Chaotic but brilliant!
Now he’s just as exposed as their friend while matching his wife’s top, creating a truly balanced beach aesthetic. No more awkward illusions—just pure, unfiltered skin equality. One request, one very unexpected solution.
Mish, be a gentleman. You clearly don’t need your shirt. If you wanted a photo with a friend and don’t want her to seem naked, you know what to do when you see her again!
When You Want Something Gone but It Comes Back Stronger
The tiny yellow hair tie did nothing wrong; it’s almost unnoticeable, but okay… as you wish! You know James is always in his peak troll mode, right? Then, you get a relocation instead of deletion!
The hair tie didn’t disappear—it found a new home on your boyfriend’s head. Instead of ruining the picture, it has now become the star of the show.
Never underestimate James’ creativity. You might lose an annoying detail, but gain a brand-new fashion statement in the process. Now, your boyfriend is rocking a majestic little top knot.
When You Try to Remove Someone but End Up Gaining a Third Wheel
Why remove her when you can include her? Isn’t it so much fun? Laughs. Instead of being a bystander, she’s fully part of the love story. Oh, James! What have you done? We’re cracking up!
The once-distant onlooker has been seamlessly inserted into the couple’s embrace. No more awkward lurking—just pure, wholesome affection. Whether she wanted it or not, Grandma is officially third-wheeling this relationship.
You ended up with more company than expected—and a love triangle you didn’t sign up for. Have you tried asking her nicely to move out of the picture, or did you just assume she’d move?
When You Ask for a Professional Look but Get a Corporate Overhaul
If you want an ultimate corporate makeover, James will never disappoint you. He’s the best when it comes to LinkedIn profiles. See, this masterpiece! He’s not just professional—he looks like he runs the entire company.
The wild curls are gone, replaced with a clean-shaven dome that screams “I close deals before breakfast.” A suit, tie, and some conveniently placed certificates complete the transformation.
This isn’t just a LinkedIn upgrade—it’s a whole new life. How professional do you want to be? Don’t let James decide it. You went from “fix my hair” to “CEO of a Fortune 500” quickly.
When You Ask for Subtle Edits but Get Cartoon Chaos Instead
How about we normalize taking photos again and politely tell your friend she’s doing too much with her eyes so she’ll look good in the next photos?
Hahaha, now, the three of you have crazy eyeballs. I mean, that sounds fair? Y’all are now looking intensely at the camera. No one’s left behind!
You’re all looking permanently shocked, as if all of you just saw your credit card statement after a vacation. Dinner with friends has never looked more unsettling.
When You Ask for a Man to Be Removed but He Gets a Glow-Up Instead
What man? Are you sure you’re seeing things clearly, Julia? Check the photo again. James really knows what he’s doing! He technically didn’t remove him—but he did give him a stunning makeover.
Not gonna lie, he’s serving that fabulous floral dress. The transformation is seamless. He went from casual boat dude to full-on vacation chic, as if he’s about to sip a mimosa and discuss yacht investments.
If you want someone erased, maybe your photographer should know better. They can ask a photobomber to move away for a few seconds, though!
When a Photobomb Turns Into a Love Story
Another photobombing story. We’re still not sure how she took the photo. Was she biking while taking that selfie? Walking? Well, it doesn’t matter! She should’ve tried again without the guy in the background!
But thank God, James exists. Your Photoshop guy to the rescue! He obviously had bigger plans. He turned this photobombing incident into a… WEDDING! She’s suddenly a glowing bride!
The helmet replaced with a full-on bridal veil and lace headpiece. Meanwhile, the “ruining” man in the background has been upgraded to a devoted groom, holding a romantic rose. That should work with your parents!
When You Ask to Match and Get an Instant Makeover
So, he thought his wife looked way better than him and wanted a little balance. James, always the problem-solver, gave her a full, rugged beard to match! Twin, where have you been?
The beads, the thickness, the undeniable lumberjack energy—it’s all there. At this point, they might as well start a pirate crew together.
Bharris9818, aren’t you proud that your lady looks better? Should you be insecure about that? See, you get the match that you want.
When You Complain About One Thing but Get a Much Bigger Problem
The ‘trash’ lady is doing more than the rest of us! Appreciate the little things, like the people keeping the world clean. If you don’t like the orange thing, then crop the photo?
Instead of erasing one person, James made this woman realize the entire reason why the trash lady was there. The once-pristine plaza is now a post-apocalyptic landfill. We’re certain you don’t like trash bags around!
Now, your “problem” isn’t an orange vest alone; it’s an entire environmental crisis. They’re just doing their jobs. If you want them gone, can you pick up the trash for us, then?
When You Ask to Remove a TV and Get a Full Heist Instead
Do you think the TV ruined the photo? Honestly, it was just fine. We notice more the smile on their faces and their genuine friendship captured by the camera.
But alas! Humans want everything flawless, so they wanted the TV removed from the background. But James staged a full-on robbery! Add, photobombing!
The TV is technically gone from the background, sure. But you don’t see their beautiful faces anymore, which should’ve been the point of the photo! You only witness an electronic heist!
When You Accidentally Erase an Iconic Landmark
Anya, of course, that “long metal thing” would’ve been the Eiffel Tower. It’s not like the Eiffel Tower is made up of plastic. James is definitely right this time! Haha!
Your Parisian dream remained a dream, and now, you were posing in front of absolutely nothing. The sky is clear, the tower is gone, and history has been erased. Paris? I have never heard of it.
She came for a romantic cityscape and left with a questionable skyline. You’ve learned your lesson, Anya; that “long metal thing” includes the Eiffel Tower because again… it’s metal.
When You Think Your Hand Looks Weird but End Up Petting a Horse
Bojana was worried her hand looked strange in the photo. But James assured her it didn’t. Say goodbye to an awkward hand pose because she casually rests it on a random horse.
Where did the horse come from? Nobody knows. But one second, it was a normal cityscape; the next, it’s a countryside meet-and-greet. The real question is—does she own the horse now? Because that’s commitment.
Sometimes, your worries aren’t as bad as you think. But if you insist on fixing them, you might just end up with a whole new problem—or a horse.
When You Complain About Looking Old and End Up With a Time Jump
Why are boyfriends becoming so whiny these days? He thought he looked too old in the photo. So, you know what James would usually do, right? Even the playing field! He aged his girlfriend to match!
You just don’t see a small age gap here; they’re both rocking the golden years. Her hair is silver and sophisticated. Her face is aged like a fine wine.
The boyfriend probably isn’t complaining anymore—now they look like a happy couple celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. James, are you lowkey agreeing that he looks old?
When You Want a Natural Pose but End Up in a Pool Hall
You wanted natural? We’ll give you natural. Kidding. James knew nature wasn’t the issue—it was the context. So now, instead of standing in a garden, they’re deep in an intense game of pool.
The scared expression? Now, it’s just someone eyeing up their next shot. The awkward arm? Holding a cue stick with the confidence of a seasoned bar champion.
The whole scene went from “confused backyard moment” to “Friday night at the local billiards club.” A weird pose isn’t always the problem—the setting is, and James got it FIXED!
When You Ask to Look Natural and End Up in the Ocean
Your wish is James’s command. The most natural way to hold an octopus was underwater with a live one. So, he gave that to you. It’s worth a profile photo, if you ask us!
The restaurant ambiance is gone, replaced by full scuba gear and an oceanic adventure. The awkward dinner pose? Now a confident thumbs-up! It’s an upgrade to have a live octopus gently resting on your head.
If you want to look natural with seafood, be prepared to meet it in its natural habitat. Just hope your next meal doesn’t involve sharks.
When You Ask to Remove Someone and They Transcend to Another Form
What person? We don’t see any person at all! Hahaha. James technically removed him by turning him into a stone Buddha statue. Now, the other statue has a company. He’ll never be lonely again!
The transition is seamless. Gone is the plaid-shirted man, and in his place, an ancient-looking monk deep in meditation. It’s as if he’s been there for centuries, contemplating why people keep requesting Photoshop edits.
The best way to erase a person is to turn them into a permanent cultural landmark. Good luck to the interested tourists who want to see this statue in person!
When You Ask for Remote Happiness and Get a Virtual Boyfriend
Lady, what does remotely happy even mean? You had us cry-laughing! Your boyfriend is undoubtedly remotely happy now… from inside a laptop screen.
James gave you a long-distance relationship instead of a grumpy prom date. And look, he’s so cute smiling. The transformation is both hilarious and strangely efficient! He is remotely happy; we can see it.
No need to force a smile when technology can do the work for you! Now, he’s in a tropical paradise, living his best virtual life, while he’s waiting for you to come.
When You Ask to Remove Nuts and End Up in a Medical Emergency
No, no, no. Anastasios…. you meant the peanuts, right? The peanuts? You know, ‘nuts’ could mean something different, and James took things very literally. Don’t be surprised you ended up in a hospital bed!
No peanuts in sight, but also… no nuts, if you know what I mean. So hilarious! James was kind enough to leave him with a book and a comfy pillow after the nut-related incident.
We told you to be very specific when asking to remove things. But thank God, it’s just Photoshop, not actual surgery. You’d regret your decision if it were the latter!
When You Want to Erase an Ex but End Up Dating a Shrub
Huh? What boyfriend? You’re lovingly embracing a human-shaped hedge. No more awkward breakup memories, just a wholesome relationship with what appears to be the guardian of the garden.
He may be emotionally unavailable, but at least he provides excellent shade. He’s extremely unproblematic and silent. You’ll get the peace that you deserve.
Exes may come and go, but topiary lasts forever. And if you want someone out of your life, turning them into a decorative plant is a pretty solid alternative.
When You Ask for a Scary Background and Get Real Horror
Nothing is spookier than economic struggles! Those are true terrors than haunted houses and ghosts! If you ask us, we’d rather deal with supernatural beings than unemployment, medical debt, and tax hikes!
If this were a horror movie, it would be called The Cost of Living—and no one makes it out alive. The reaper isn’t just a costume prop anymore; he’s the grim reality of adulthood.
You’ve asked for fear, then James just gave you real-life fears. The scariest things aren’t in haunted houses—they’re in your monthly bills.
When You Ask for More Metal and Become Full Tin Men
This rock band wanted to look heavier—more metal. So, they turned into a full trio of Tin Men straight out of Oz. James never disappoints! Got your request, chief!
Leather jackets are so out of style. Studded vests are now replaced with riveted steel. The only thing they’re headbanging to now is the sound of their joints rusting in the rain.
Apparently, the rockstar life just got a lot more high-maintenance. More metal, huh? Now you go from shredding on stage to needing an oil can just to move.
When You Ask to See Yourself Without Tattoos but End Up in Full Coverage
Are you also curious about what you’d look like without tattoos? You better use TikTok filters than asking James Fridman or else this would happen…
He didn’t just erase the ink—he covered EVERYTHING. You’ve turned instantly from a tattooed tough guy to a cozy human burrito. You’ve become a cutie patootie!
That’s the softest-looking blanket we’ve ever seen. The expression remains the same, but the vibes have shifted from brooding bad boy to homebody who just wants to be left alone with his tea.
When You Want Someone to Look Comfortable but They Opt Out Instead
If he’s a little too uncomfortable, then how about completely removing him from reality instead? No more tense expression, he’s just a faceless entity under a cozy towel.
You won’t find any awkward eye contact, no forced smile—just full retreat mode. He’s still present in the moment, but in the most introvert-friendly way possible.
We all need this energy when we’re not in the mood for photos. If you didn’t force us to take a mirror selfie, the world would be a better place!
When You Ask for a Date Edit but Get a Ghostly Stand-In
The guy who said he would do it didn’t because look at the difference in the lightning of the two photos! Call us a liar, the editor would find it difficult to manipulate!
Well… unless it’s James. Hah! He kept the green screen right where it was. A sentient bedsheet lovingly accompanied that cute guy in the left photo.
He still looks dapper, though, striking his confident pose, but his date? She’s been replaced with a mysterious green spirit. Is she there? Is she floating between dimensions? She’s certainly making a bold fashion statement.
When You Ask to Fix Your Teeth but Lose Your Shirt Instead
Your bright white shirt is your problem, Tim? Easy. The most logical solution—just remove the shirt altogether! There’s nothing left to compare his teeth to… except his bare chest.
A suit jacket over an entirely missing shirt, is giving “forgot to dress properly for my business meeting” energy. The teeth are no longer an issue, but now he’s got bigger concerns.
James probably wanted Tim to look like a 1980s movie villain. He surely did great, especially with his teeth. They’re yellow no more. They’re white as snow—you can’t help but notice them!
When You Ask to Look Like a “Daddy” but Get Full Dad Mode Instead
Sure, mate. We’re gonna make you look like a daddy. Meet the ultimate suburban dad version of you. You don’t get a clean-cut young man, instead a grill master with strong “Sunday BBQ” energy.
That’s the real daddy. James got it right! The transformation is perfect: wraparound sunglasses, a bandana, and, of course, grill tongs fresh off flipping burgers.
But the pièce de résistance? The iconic “DON’T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT” T-shirt—because real dads have priorities. Now all he needs is a lawn to mow and a bad joke to tell.
When You Want Your Balloon Fixed but End Up Aging a Few Decades
Brinley dear, are you seventeen or seventy-one? Tell the truth! James was probably laughing so hard while editing this photo! I mean, we’re laughing right now as the viewer!
James adjusted her entire timeline. Instead of holding a tilted “1,” she’s holding a new identity as a middle-aged woman. Her youthful glow was replaced with wisdom, experience, and a fresh set of glasses.
She asked for a minor correction, but James took it as a chance to fast-track her retirement plan. Forgive James if he edited your entire future in real time.
When You Want the City in Focus but Lose Yourself Instead
Sean, you know how focus works, right? Maybe not? Of course, by making sure the skyline was crystal clear… the cost of that was blurring you completely out of existence.
Unfortunately for you, Sean, James knew his cameras. But thank you. We can admire the scenery now. The city looks great, and every building is in perfect detail.
But you, however? Now a soft, blurry afterthought, like a forgotten NPC in a video game. Priorities matter. If you want a sharper background, be prepared to fade into obscurity in the process.
When You Ask to Be Closer and End Up in Extreme HD
Oh, this one’s absolutely our favorite. We couldn’t stop laughing for minutes. Effortless but it does make sense! You want to be closer the camera? Then, we’re zooming all the way to your soul.
Apologies for the stunning waterfall, we have an ultra-pixelated close-up of your enthusiastic expression. That’s what you wanted from James, right? He’s just doing you a favor!
The scenery? The peaceful ambiance? All gone. We don’t need it. Your face is the most important thing! But it was so aggressively zoomed-in that is both hilarious and slightly terrifying!
When You Want to Be a Bad Boy but Get a Fashion Violation Instead
Geez, meet the ultimate bad boy in town! James just made Greg officially breaking every rule in the book. You’re not just a bad boy now, Greg. You’re a public enemy!
The sunglasses? Illegal. The fanny pack? Contraband. The mustache? A crime against fashion, apparently. And now, instead of looking rebellious, he looks like a dude about to be escorted out of a shopping mall.
Being a “bad boy” is all about context. If you break the right rules, you’re a rebel. If you break these rules, you’re just getting a stern talking-to by security. But still bad boy move, though!
When You Want to Be in the Tree but Become One With It
Hahahahaha, if James is a God, we better be careful of what we wish for! Take a look at this woman! She’s really in the tree, just like how she wanted it!
James transformed her into a wise old forest spirit. Her face is now carved into the bark, complete with wooden-textured features and a slightly haunting smile. The branches? Now her arms.
The entirety of this edit… somewhere between wholesome nature magic and cursed woodland cryptid. Hope she enjoys her new life as an ancient tree deity.
When You Want Your Hand Removed but It Finds a New Purpose
In the first place, why would you pose like that and call your hand ‘messing with the whole pic’? What was your point of doing that, then?
You’re lucky because James agreed! He gave your hand a real purpose to a very practical situation. Tada~! You’re gripping a subway pole like a seasoned commuter.
No more elegant posing—just the daily struggle of standing upright in a packed bus. Her expression hasn’t changed at all, as if she’s been contemplating life in rush-hour traffic all along, which made it funnier!
When You Ask to Have Your Glasses Removed but Lose Your Entire Vision
He just wanted James to remove his glasses. Simple request, right? Wrong. Instead of taking off the frames, James gave him the full blurry vision experience—now everything looks like he forgot to wear his prescription!
He wanted his glasses removed, so here you go! That’s the realest point of view of a nearsighted person, where pizza, drinks, and people all blend into an impressionist painting of regret.
If you rely on your glasses, don’t ask to remove them. You might just get a first-person preview of life without corrective lenses.
When You Want a Longer Dress but End Up with No Dress at All
Really, the dress seemed innocent and decent. Why ask it to be edited longer? You shouldn’t have taken a photo with her if that bothers you so much?
Yes, James helped—but instead of extending it, he completely removed the woman and just handed over a dress on a hanger. With a caption, “Now, find someone to wear it!
Keep policing women’s dresses, and you’ll be surprised to find you’re already taking a photo with an empty garment, like you just came back from the dry cleaners.
Be Careful What You Wish for… Especially with Giraffes
It’s not a cool photo if the giraffe is not slightly closer. So, these men wanted more. James, as always, served! They got a towering giraffe looming over them like a final boss. Terrifying.
Their happy smiles now feel misplaced, as if they haven’t noticed the massive giraffe about to trample them into oblivion. It’s no longer a fun zoo trip—it’s Jurassic Park: Giraffe Edition.
At this point, survival is not guaranteed. Next time, specify how close you want it to be. Because if you ask James to bring something closer, he might just make it the only thing you can see.
Careful What You Wish for: The Waterfall Edition
We’ve just told you… If you ask James to bring something closer, he might just make it the only thing you can see. Now, you’re inside the waterfall, getting absolutely obliterated by the rushing water.
To be honest, the edited photo looked cool! You must’ve loved the waterfall too much. Is this a photoshoot for an album cover or just casually chilling out? Hard to tell.
The original photo is for your Facebook friends who like to focus on the waterfall more, and the edited one is for your close friends who like your stories of adventure!
The Force is Definitely Not With Him
This guy had one good photo with his girlfriend… but Darth Vader was in it. So he asked James to “fix” it. Big mistake.
Now, his girlfriend is the Sith Lord himself. That’s right—James slapped her face onto Vader’s menacing helmet, turning this into the ultimate “join the Dark Side” moment.
Guess he won’t have to worry about third-wheeling anymore. But he should worry about who’s in charge of their relationship now.