Whether you’re going out on the town to trick-or-treat, dressing up for work, or are staying in for a Halloween 2019 costume party, these funny Halloween costumes will get the job done. Because what’s Halloween without a spooky chuckle and a side of candy corn? And yes, they might even help you secure that “Best Costume” award you’ve been coveting all these years — even if it’s at your own party.
Between the clever inflatable costumes, fun food getups, kids outfits, dog costumes (#25 is one we seriously can’t resist), and even group costume ideas, we have a little something for every member of the family. And the best part is that these costumes can easily be recycled for next year or given away for someone else to enjoy — yes, they’re that good. Now, all you have to do is find the one that makes you laugh the most (we saved our favorite for last).
Without further ado, here are some seriously amazing funny Halloween costumes for Halloween 2019:
1. “I’m Fine”
Amazon
“It doesn’t look that bad, right?”
Buy here for less than $20.
2. Tube Dancer
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You’ve seen them. You love them. And now you get to be them.
Buy here for less than $25.
3. UPS Dog
Amazon
No more chasing the UPS man… unless they’re chasing their own tail.
Buy here for less than $35.
4. Baby Shark
Amazon
The song is already stuck in your head, isn’t it?
Buy here for less than $40.
5. Future Golfer
Amazon
Even if they’re not a future golfer, this costume is just plain silly.
Buy here for less than $40.
6. Hippo
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Why? Why not?
Buy here for less than $40.
7. Toothbrush and Toothpaste
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A couple’s costume that makes zero sense, but is still absolutely perfect for a funny Halloween.
Buy here for less than $30.
8. Pick-Me-Up Alien
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When it comes to uniqueness, this costume takes the cake.
Buy here for less than $45.
9. Subway
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This one is so cute, so random, and so funny all wrapped in one bundle of joy.
Buy here for less than $10.
10. T-Rex Rider
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When else can you ride a T-rex?
Buy here for less than $25.
11. Squirrel
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Instead of acorns, you can stockpile candy!
Buy here for less than $60.
12. Peanut Butter and Jelly Set
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We go together like…
Buy here for less than $35.
13. Bumblebee
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A sexy bumblebee could never.
Buy here for less than $15.
14. Unicorn Rider
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In case riding a dinosaur isn’t realistic enough for you.
Buy here for less than $25.
15. Taco
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Can also be repurposed for Taco Tuesdays.
Buy here for less than $35.
16. Penguin
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No, not the one from Batman.
Buy here for less than $25.
17. Ketchup and Mustard
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Bonus points will be awarded if you get someone else to dress up as a hot dog.
Buy here for less than $38.
18. Ostrich Rider
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In case the dinosaur and unicorn costumes weren’t realistic enough for you.
Buy here for less than $25.
19. Giraffe
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This would be especially funny if you’re the notoriously tall friend in the group.
Buy here for less than $35.
20. Banana
Amazon
Do a split, take a photo, and caption it “banana split.” Done and done.
Buy here for less than $15.
21. Chef’s Kiss
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Yes, you will have to walk around making a chef’s kiss all night. It’s part of the costume.
Buy here for less than $25.
22. Piggyback Skeleton
Amazon
We all need a helping hand every now and again, even on Halloween.
Buy here for less than $35.
23. Minecraft
Amazon
Even if people don’t know what Minecraft is, we still think they’ll find this bizarre getup pretty funny.
Buy here for less than $30.
24. Pikachu
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We choose you!
Buy here for less than $65.
25. Cowboy Dog
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Time to wrangle some pups.
Buy here for less than $16.
26. Carrot Kid
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If your kid doesn’t like eating their veggies, this is payback…
Buy here for less than $22.
27. Ride A Chicken
Amazon
In case riding a dinosaur, unicorn, or ostrich isn’t realistic enough for you.
Buy here for less than $45.
28. Dog Bite
Amazon
This one is just plain bizarre and, thus, will probably get a good laugh.
Buy here for less than $30.
29. Rock Paper Scissors
Amazon
Last but not least, our favorite. How random!
Buy here for less than $32.
