Can You Spot How Many Bizarre Photoshop Fails Are In This Kardashian Family Photo?

Listen, Kim, if you’re going to post a photo to your Instagram as bizarre as this one, you’re going to have to provide us with some explanation. The reality TV star specifically shared a pic from the new Kardashian family Calvin Klein campaign, and it’s the weirdest photo we’ve seen in a while. To be honest, we’re not totally convinced that we aren’t getting full-on MTV pranked by America’s most famous family.

Picture this, if you will: All five Kardashian sisters were just beamed down from a spacecraft into a lush forest on Earth. Not only is this is their first time meeting one another, but this is also the Kardashians’ first attempt to blend into human society. However, their alien comrade in charge of wardrobe didn’t take notes in any of the pre-invasion meetings and has really done the Kardashians dirty — only Kendall is fully clothed. Good luck flying under the radar dressed like that, ladies!

That is our best attempt at describing what could be going on in this Calvin Klein ad. If you think you can do better, please be our guest.

“Our new Fall 2018 @calvinklein underwear & jeans campaign. Join Our Family. #MYCALVINS#AD,” Kim captioned the photo.

Kim, you must see the weirdness we see, don’t you? Ashton? You can come out now.

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Let’s get perhaps the most egregious error out of the way first. Kourtney’s arm looks, well, wrong. Why is it so skinny? Is it just the angle or is an airbrush tool to blame? Girl, are you okay?

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Secondly, Kardashian super-fans can confirm that Khloé and Kylie were pregnant at the same time, yet we only see pregnant Khloé and not pregnant Kylie. Could Kylie have shed her baby weight in the mere weeks between her daughter’s birth and Khloé’s? Sure. But the timeline is a bit too close for comfort, in our opinion.

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And finally — what’s up with Kendall? Where is she running off to mid-shot? Why is she in a full Canadian tuxedo and how did she miss the cue to look at the camera? She’s a professional model.

Overall, the sisters look too copy-and-pasted for our taste, so we’re just going to forget that this photo even exists. Luckily, the other pics from the photoshoot are much more pleasing to the eye (and the brain).

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It was a valiant attempt, Kardashians/Calvin Klein, but there’s just too much about this photo to be confused about. At least give us some confirmation that Kourtney’s arm is okay. That’s all we ask.