Sometimes, the pressures of fame lead celebrities to make questionable decisions, and some celebs just don’t believe the law applies to them at all. These stars get arrested just like everyone else, though. And even if they only get a slap on the wrist, their celebrity mugshots live on forever.
Unsurprisingly, many of these offenders end up with flattering mugshots. They’re like stars in front of the police camera. However, drugs, sleep deprivation, and shock can lead to some pretty embarrassing celeb photos. They probably wish the mugshots never happened in the first place, but those images are immortalized on the internet incredibly quickly.
Even celebrities who faced the law before getting famous aren’t safe. The internet makes every celebrity mugshot fair game. Maybe those reminders of a bad night in jail are good, though. Perhaps they encourage celebs to change their ways. Even their bad decisions have consequences.
Their notoriously terrible celebrity mugshots are proof indeed.
1. Larry King
Yes, that Larry King.
You might not know this, but the popular host was arrested in 1971 for grand larceny. This photo, which makes him look a little like a deer in headlights, was taken when his hair was just a bit thicker.
2. Hugh Grant
How uncomfortable is this photo of Hugh Grant?
The actor was busted in 1995 in the midst of engaging with a sex worker. His facial expression is just about right.
3. Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay Culkin is making quite a bit of a comeback these days.
But he certainly had a tumultuous time in his 20s. The former child actor allegedly had pills and marijuana in his possession then. This blurry mugshot certainly didn’t help his case.
4. Vince Vaughn
Vince Vaughn’s mugshot is my aesthetic pic.twitter.com/BUw15uAJar
— Lindsey H (@linharrington) June 10, 2018
Actor Vince Vaughn has a couple of mugshots.
This particular 2018 mugshot made Twitter crack up, though. In it, Vaughn is almost smiling, and he seems a little confused. You’d probably expect to see this photo in the faculty section of a high school yearbook.
5. Russell Brand
PHOTO: Russell Brand's mugshot from the New Orleans Police Department. Presumably taken with a webcam from the 1990s? pic.twitter.com/vhO0B4X2
— LiSTNR Entertainment (@LiSTNR_ent) March 15, 2012
Russell Brand’s mugshot doesn’t even look like a mugshot.
Instead, it looks the comedian accidentally took a webcam photo at an Apple store a decade or two ago. Still, there’s something embarrassingly menacing about his facial expression.
6. Heather Locklear
Heather Locklear went through a rough few years.
The actress was in and out of jail for multiple reasons, including domestic violence and attacking a police officer. While all of her mugshots are a little embarrassing, this one from June 2018 may be one of the worst.
7. Chris Kattan
Lmao Chris Kattan DUI mugshot pic.twitter.com/8UeoU0DE2g
— @WildGoose999 (@_MrGoosebuster) June 17, 2015
We’ve all seen this SNL alum have better days.
After crashing into a construction truck, Chris Kattan failed a sobriety test back in 2014. This image is the result.
8. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
@snooki your mugshot is hanging in a bar on Long Island 😂 pic.twitter.com/5Ik4eM5lBo
— lauren✨ (@lmcx91) November 29, 2017
Jersey Shore‘s Snooki is actually willing to discuss her terrible mugshot.
She admitted on Twitter, “I wish my eyelashes stayed glued on for my mugshot. I asked the cops 20x to redo my photo.” People reportedly sold posters of the pictures, so all reality TV fans could remember her disorderly conduct arrest forever.
9. Vince “ShamWow Guy” Schlomi
You already forgot about this guy, right?
His arrest and the photo that followed were both bizarre. Supposedly, Vince Schlomi hired a sex worker who tried to bite off his tongue. Both parties reportedly dropped charges, but Schlomi’s career hasn’t been the same since.
10. Joshua Jackson
has anyone ever seen Euron Greyjoy and Joshua Jackson's old mugshot in the same room together pic.twitter.com/dED1r1WpkL
— Dirty Yellow Dog (@_superargo) August 16, 2017
Pacey, say it isn’t so!
Allegedly, a drunk Jackson assaulted a security guard during a hockey game. The incident happened while the actor was filming Dawson’s Creek.
11. The Weeknd
// Let's all appreciate The Weeknd's mugshot pic.twitter.com/Y2lMU0vgYN
— Sports Dad™ (@SPORTSDADZED) September 3, 2016
Everyone loves The Weeknd, but his mugshot is just not that great.
The picture was taken after the singer got into a brief altercation with a cop back in 2015.
12. Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan definitely posed for more than a few mugshots.
This one is especially bad, though. The actor looks like she doesn’t know where she is or what trouble she caused.
13. Dina Lohan
Unfortunately, Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina, didn’t learn anything from her daughter.
The Lohan matriarch got arrested for drunk driving in 2013.
14. Shia LaBeouf
Even Shia LaBeouf's mug shot is like, artsy? #shiashiashia #celebs #mugshot pic.twitter.com/Z40NncTpHL
— Gina Phillips (@ginaphillips) July 11, 2017
Actor Shia LaBeouf’s mugshots seem to get worse as the years pass.
In this one, it’s almost like LeBeouf can’t be bothered to even look at the camera.
15. Shaun Weiss
SHOCKING MUGSHOT. Remember Goldberg from The Mighty Ducks? He was 13 when he starred in the movies. Sean Weiss is now 39 years old. He was arrested in Oroville, CA for allegedly being under the influence of drugs in public . pic.twitter.com/GOo4t1GKss
— Jason Martinez (@JasonFox29) August 7, 2018
Now, this one’s shocking.
You probably remember Shaun Weiss from his role as Goldberg in The Mighty Ducks. He also featured in the movie Heavyweights. In fact, Weiss was a major player in the ’90s. Unfortunately, police arrested him for drug charges.
Now, he looks twenty years older than he actually is, leading fans to wonder what the heck happened. Hopefully, he’s considering recovery.
16. Khloé Kardashian
living for the fact Kris Jenner has Khloe Kardashian’s mugshot on her office desk 😂😭😂😭 pic.twitter.com/jRmVS9936z
— gabbie (@gabbiejarvis) May 23, 2018
This mugshot is a little messy, but it’s not terrible.
Embarrassingly, though, Khloé’s family members framed the photo and hung it up in their respective homes. It seems like they forgave the star for driving under the influence in 2007.
17. Justin Bieber
If he wasn’t wearing orange, Justin Beiber would look perfectly normal in this picture.
There’s just something a little too joyful about his expression. It’s almost like Justin is happy to be there.
18. Reese Witherspoon
(MUGSHOT PHOTO) Reese Witherspoon 'deeply embarrassed' over arrest http://t.co/IYuxvZD9XT pic.twitter.com/vbsE4xKnq8
— Toronto Sun (@TheTorontoSun) April 22, 2013
Reese Witherspoon’s entire arrest was embarrassing altogether.
Even though she’s a great actress, yelling out, “Do you know who I am?” was a bad look. This mugshot is a bad look, too.
19. Nicholas Cage
Nicholas Cage #Mugshot 2011 - Domestic pic.twitter.com/nsgbnO2YyB
— Old Photos and Bacon (@OldPhotosBacon) January 3, 2016
Yep, this is an actual mugshot.
And, nope, his eyes aren’t open. This mugshot, taken in 2011 after a domestic abuse charge, is one of the worst Nicholas Cage photos.