Sure, yeah… eating my hair every second is great.
2. The inevitable missed spot on your knee after shaving.
I’m convinced knee hair grows back within 5 seconds.
3. The struggle of taking a million selfies and not liking any of them.
Do it for the ‘gram, honey!
4. Ripping your hair out after getting it caught in your sunglasses.
I hear receding hairlines are in now…
5. That feeling when you get hit on and you really don’t want attention.
6. Vs. not getting hit on when you actually want the attention.
#foreveralone
7. Having to sit naked on the toilet whenever you wear a romper.
Prays no one tries to peek through the stall.
8. Smudging fresh mascara you just spent all that time trying to perfectly apply.
Might as well not leave the house today.
9. Not realizing your dress decided to tuck itself into your underwear.
10. Having to deal with bits of hair, literally anywhere and everywhere.
11. That awkward moment when you make eye contact through a bathroom stall.
Nevermind, I think I’ll just pee my pants instead.
12. Never being able to find anything in your bag, because it’s essentially a black hole.
I swear I just cleaned that thing out like 2 days ago…
13. Smudging freshly applied nail polish after trying so hard not to.
What even was the point?
14. When you sneeze while on your period.
That brief moment when you think your whole life is over.
15. The mark a hair tie leaves on your wrist.
16. Breaking a nail on literally anything.
Welcome to the frail nails club.
17. ripping that brand new pair of lace underwear.
That’s fine…it’s not like I spent $30 on them.
18. That dent you get in your hair from wearing it up in a ponytail all day.
Scrunchies for life!