Just wanted to help get you through another work week. You got this, you beautiful human, you.
Which social media app do you open first?
That one time you’re right about which traffic lane is faster and you get home 2 minutes earlier.
Just like college, no one wants to be there.
Cried there. Done that.
I leave my house like this sometimes, because I can’t even.
At least I have a trophy, Karen.
When you could’ve just high-fived someone right in the face…
Everything’s fine. No, you’re the one talking to yourself.
Excuse me, I’ll be at the nearest Justice if you need me.
If you act confident enough, maybe they’ll go away.
We’ve all been that weirdo who just can’t control a laugh attack.
Wow, time flies when you can get away with speeding down the highway.
