Kylie Jenner Is Renting Something For Her Birthday That Just Screams, “Leo”

The Kardashian-Jenner clan is nothing if not totally freaking EXTRA. And it’s Leo season, which means everyone is taking a cue from the most fabulously extra sign in the zodiac. Leo season is all about knowing your value, having confidence, and going big or going home. And so, it’s the perfect time for long nails, big hair, and….er, yachts the size of a football field? Yes, at least for Kylie Jenner it is.
For Kylie Jenner, Leo is just life.
The 21-year-old mega moneymaker is cashing in on a $250 million yacht for her birthday party’s location. Her birthday is on August 10, and she’s not sparing any expense. In true reality TV-turned-makeup line-founder fashion, she’s filling a “super-yacht” (it’s a thing) with people and partying it up.
The yacht’s nickname is “Tranquility.”
Which, just, FYI, is probably not even remotely reflective of what’s going to be happening on that boat — and it boasts 10 cabins, a sauna, and a beauty salon. Crazy, right? It doesn’t stop there! If you thought it didn’t come with a swimming pool, jacuzzi room (yes, a room for jacuzzi’s) and a movie theatre, you’d be dead wrong.
And did we mention the helipad?
Yeah, there’s a freaking helipad, for when your other billionaire friends simply decide to pop in for a visit. From their helicopter.
The yacht’s 29-person crew will take them around the Mediterranean, which means that everyone on board that ship will not only experience bonkers luxury but also exquisite nature — a la Selena Gomez, who traipsed around Capri during her recent birthday holiday with friends and family (except that Selena kept it very low-key).
According to the Tranquility’s website, the “expedition” yacht hits up the Mediterranean regions of Malta, Monaco, and France. It also visits the Amalfi Coast, Cannes, Corsica, Sardinia, St. Tropez, and more.
#Dream
It was built in 2013 and was designed to look elegant, cozy…and like a house on the sea. As the site describes the yacht, it’s got “wenge wood, bamboo, marble, and gold leaf create an Asian-inspired theme.”
With endless entertainment rooms and areas, there’s no way Kylie’s party will be anything less than incredible.
Can we get an invite?
Just look at this jacuzzi? We’ll have a glass of Prosecco and a little relax in here…
And hey, if they get bored (although who gets bored on a luxury yacht?) they can always fly off, on their helicopter, to land. As one does.
The site also says it contains an indoor-outdoor wellness area…which includes a “sauna, hammam, plunge pool, and beauty salon. It describes, “experiential showers,” which sound…like quite the experience.
If you thought the yacht was extra, you should probably see her branded AIRPLANE. Her pink Kylie Skin airplane.
The only rule? You can’t board unless you’re wearing a matching outfit. Duh.
And the inside has matching pink satin pillows, too. Just in case you were curious.
If you’re wondering, Kylie’s ‘Kylie Skin’ line just launched. Of course, there’s drama with it already. Just like there was drama when Kylie launched her money-themed birthday collection (Surprise! A celebrity is being tone-deaf!).
And it looks like that money is paying off, since Kylie is already living the sea life. Here she is on a boat with a turquoise bikini and a gold belly chain!
And here she is in a tropical garden of some sort. Wearing the hugest hat of all time, because #LeoSeason.
If you’re feeling the FOMO, you’re not alone. We just need to launch a skincare brand and then get branded coconuts. NBD.